Snowpee
Contrary to the popular belief that "snowpee" is a verb used to create yellow snow, it is actually a noun used to replace the word "icicle" because some dude thought it would be a cool idea.
Some dude: I'm spearheading the movement to replace the noun "icicle" with "snowpee." In light of the wide spread use of "conversate" and "funner" this is where I choose to make my stand.