Snowpox
1.) An illness caused by having the most stereotypical white neighbors possible-- i.e. country music, middle aged, suburban-- that literally gives you hives because of how fucking white they are.
Person A: "Dude, holy fucking shit, my neighbors are so white they gave me fucking hives!"
Person B: "Ah, shit, bro, looks like you got the Snowpox. Counter their country with heavy japanese screamo metal and you're good."
Person B: "Ah, shit, bro, looks like you got the Snowpox. Counter their country with heavy japanese screamo metal and you're good."