Snowrection
A form of erection achieved after emerging from hibernation or a long period of being indoors due to inclement weather.
"Andrew is hitting up every girl at work after the blizzard, he must have a snowrection!"
snowrection
noun: the figurative "rise" that is stimulated by news, rumor, or direct experience of a large accumulation of snow. Often experienced by those who pursue snow sports, e.g. skiing and/or snowboarding.
Skier: Hey did you see the story in the paper? Mount Furry Elephant got three and a half feet last night."
Boarder: Dude, I get a snowrection just thinking about it."
Boarder: Dude, I get a snowrection just thinking about it."