Snow Snookie

Sarah Palin: reality TV star; dabbled in politics as an out of the blue VP candidate that sunk the McCain ticket; served a half term as the Alaska gov, but apparently couldn't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen, deciding instead to pursue celebrity and personal fortune. In order to keep her celebrity brand current she continues to intimate a Presidential run, though few believe she is a serious player. She is the perferred opponent to President Obama by most Democrats.