Snowy Plover
When you're having sex in the snow, and your pubes get very icy.
"Shit man i hate winter, snowy plover hurts!"
Snowy Plover
Noun - When you think you see a golden ostrich from a far but on closer inspection the guy is not hot.
no man that's a total snowy plover
Snowy Plover
It is when u sneeze whilst giving a snowjob (see snowjob for details)
That snowy plover on the summit made me wanna pull over!