Snoyster

Having a cold can be a negative unless you have run out of food stamps. That's when you can enjoy a delicaSEA like Snoysters, the snot balls you snort into the back of your throat. Once engaged and filled, you can chose to blind an enemy in one eye, or dine on the snoyster itself. Snoysters contain no sugar or carbohydrates of any kind, and can provide a short-term protein boost.