SNP

Scottish Narcissist Party. The dictators in charge of Scotland that want you to think of nothing else but what they want you to think. In other word thought police.

A bunch of bloody-minded charlatans intent upon destroying the union of the United Kingdom, supported by a bunch of anti-English bigots.

The entire basis of their arguement centres around a non-renewable source of energy that they claim ownership to but seem to forget that without the help of the UK as a whole would not have had the means to extract it in the first place. Not to mention their shyness when it comes to addressing the West Lothian question.

Their entire mission statement is fantastical and unsustainable. Should Scotland become a divided nation current schemes such as free university tuition fees and the shambles that is the Scottish parliament would crumble leaving already poor Scottish citizens to foot the bill.

UNITED we stand, divided we fall. Keep Britain great, BOYCOTT the SNP.

Abbreviation for "Smile Nose Puff." It's what most people ACTUALLY do when they read something funny online. They smile and a puff of air comes out of their nose. People don't LOL THAT much.

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Abbreviation for "Smile Nose Puff." It's what most people ACTUALLY do when they read something funny online. They smile and a puff of air comes out of their nose. People don't LOL THAT much.

Smoke and Poke. "Smoke" means drugs, often meth but could mean any drug. "Poke" means to have sex. Doing drugs and having sex.

Saturday Night Project.

Getting yourself some company of the opposite sex round for a 'film'.