Snump
Sneaking away to take a dump. snumping
Linh: Jball did you just go for a quick snump in my restroom?
Jball: No..
Linh: oh you little snumper!
Jball: No..
Linh: oh you little snumper!
Snump
Snump is a way of life. People who snump it up on a regular basis are people who never give up and consistently without fail succeed in the long run. There's a snump meister and the snump master, individuals can obtain such status upon achieving presence of mind and total Zen ability to exceed all fear in achieving ones dream.
"You just have to snump it up man" "Snump, exactly"
Snumping
A sneeze fart. When one sneezes and accidentally lets out a trump.
Very embarrassing yet hilarious.
Very embarrassing yet hilarious.
Reggie: 'Hello my name is...AAACHOO...PPPFFFFFFFT.'
lu:'oh hell no...that's some bad snumping'
lu:'oh hell no...that's some bad snumping'
Snump
A combination of snubbed and dumped.
Chimpy the chump got snumped, but he's ok with that, he's got other friends.
The plump frump gets pumped in his lumpy rump by a schlumpy mugwump, so his snumps don't really make the chump grumpy.
On Mondays, he and the schlumpy mugwump go mumping at the cemetery, and on Fridays, the schlumpy mugwump and the plump frump with the lumpy rump spend all day flumping, then cumping over their clumped dumps after
the plump frump blumpkins the schlumpy mugwump.
The plump frump gets pumped in his lumpy rump by a schlumpy mugwump, so his snumps don't really make the chump grumpy.
On Mondays, he and the schlumpy mugwump go mumping at the cemetery, and on Fridays, the schlumpy mugwump and the plump frump with the lumpy rump spend all day flumping, then cumping over their clumped dumps after
the plump frump blumpkins the schlumpy mugwump.
Snump
To end a relationship with someone using Snapchat.
I am going to snump my girlfriend tomorrow. My boyfriend Nicholas snumped me yesterday.
Snumped
When you sneeze and pump at the same time.
I was sitting watching TV last night and snumped in front of my granny.