Snurt
Swallow with a negative connotation. It's something you have to swallow but you would rather not to.
- Snurt a shot of gin right now.
- No, I don't want to.
- No, I don't want to.
Snurt
The hard parts of leftover condiments; ie: the crusty part of a ketchup bottle is a ketchup snurt.
Gross! Who left a snurt on the mustard bottle?!
snurt
When the snurgle arises from it's slumber it can be named the "Snurt Snurgle". As it is in it's most 'alurt' state of mind and body.
Beware the Snurgle is especially Snurt today.
Snurt
The technical term for the painful, screeching noise only made by a small variety of woodwind instruments such as the Squidward Tube and the Jazzophone
Guy 1- Christ, this band is awful!
Guy 2- Yeah, the Jazzophonist can't even get a note out without snurting!
Guy 2- Yeah, the Jazzophonist can't even get a note out without snurting!