snus packet
A guy who looks like he was dressed by his wife or girlfriend. Dip tobacco, in it's normal state, is a rough cut. Snus packets are a dressed up, unnatural bastardizations of the tobacco. It has been dressed up to look like something it isn't.
-'I go away for my first year of college, and I come back to see John looking like he escaped from a Not of This World clothing catalogue. What happened?'
-'He got a new girlfriend and she dresses him up to look like a real snus packet.'
-'He got a new girlfriend and she dresses him up to look like a real snus packet.'