Snærváli
If you meet someone named Snærváli, you are extremely lucky. This means you've either found an ancient Viking or a sociopathic descendent of one. Snærváli is a soft hearted person, but is prepared to fight to their last breath if need be. Snærváli also has a ginormous penis. Size comparable to a Kaiju.
"Our child's penis is big enough to wreak havoc on the city of Tokyo, and he looks like a Viking sociopath. We shall name him Snærváli."