soaping the dog
while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.
After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.
Soap Dog
Being VERY VERY overweight. While being someone who coaches the best football team in the land.
Paul is a Soap Dog and he cant walk down the football field without a oxygen mask.