sobberbate
To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant
"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"
"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"
"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"
Sobberbate
The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.
Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.
It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.
It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.