sober as a duck
how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol
friend: how drunk are you?
me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
Sober As A Duck
when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be
millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"