Sober as a Gopher
A North-Central Missouri statement
To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”