sober as a stone
you’re stone cold sober
steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
Sober-Stoned
The feeling of being high while completely sober.
"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!