Soberbate
When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.
I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.
soberb
A semi-rural neighborhood populated mostly by old people, or by strict religious families. So called for the noticeable lack of parties.
Hey Mark, want to hit up Mickey and see if anything's going down around his area?
Huh? No, dude, Mickey's out of a straight-up soberb.
Huh? No, dude, Mickey's out of a straight-up soberb.