sober face
Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.
Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.
Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
Shit-faced Sober
Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.
Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.