soberity
A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
sober
A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.
When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.
Sober
The unpleasant state between drinks.
I am sober unfortunately!
Sobering
something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
"You are utterly SOBERING"
Sober
Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.
"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"
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Tom was sober for 12 hours
soberize
The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.
After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.