sobero
The one guy (commonly a "bro") that is sober in a group of all drunk people. Sobero's duty is to take care of the group and make sure nothing goes wrong. It's the highest form of responsibility in a alcoholic group.
"If you ever need a sobero, Sean's the guy."
"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."
"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."
"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."
"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."