Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

social hand grenade

The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.

Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>

Social Hand Grenade

This is when one of your mates has a special ability to "go off" on a mad one and get overly angry or physically violent within a matter of seconds; amongst a group of people participating in an otherwise "Socially Healthy" environment.

For example, maybe a barmaid getting he/she the wrong drink...or having a pop at the "no spray no lay" guy/women in the toilets in Yates (High Wycombe).

Or perhaps, when at an afterparty at somebody's house, he/she decides to cuss someone their hardest down the phone, in front of people he/she has yet to make a "good 1st impression" with....and that you have yet to introduce.

You would expect to use this expression like this:

You: "Sorry about them..he/she is a social hand grenade. Most of the time in public, he/she is fine but it only takes someone to pull the pin and thats it...he/she will go off in your face!"

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

俚语	social hand
释义	Social Hand The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs. Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again. social hand grenade The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead. Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..." Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool." You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?" All: <silence> Social Hand Grenade This is when one of your mates has a special ability to "go off" on a mad one and get overly angry or physically violent within a matter of seconds; amongst a group of people participating in an otherwise "Socially Healthy" environment. For example, maybe a barmaid getting he/she the wrong drink...or having a pop at the "no spray no lay" guy/women in the toilets in Yates (High Wycombe). Or perhaps, when at an afterparty at somebody's house, he/she decides to cuss someone their hardest down the phone, in front of people he/she has yet to make a "good 1st impression" with....and that you have yet to introduce. You would expect to use this expression like this: You: "Sorry about them..he/she is a social hand grenade. Most of the time in public, he/she is fine but it only takes someone to pull the pin and thats it...he/she will go off in your face!" Edward Social Media Hands Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram. Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
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