socially suck
When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks
"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody
social soul suck
the act of becoming obcessed or even consumed by a social networking site such as MySpace or FaceBook
"Oh yeah, I have plenty of friends, like, 10,347."
"Pff, sounds like you've been socialy soul sucked."
"Social soul suck? No way, that's not me."
"Uh-huh."
"Pff, sounds like you've been socialy soul sucked."
"Social soul suck? No way, that's not me."
"Uh-huh."
Social dick-sucking
Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time