sockcucker
A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’
Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!
sockcucker
Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)
"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.