Sock Purgatory
The random container that just happens to be near the dryer that all of the unmatched socks get deposited in.
You: There is an unmatched pair of socks in my drawer!
Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?
You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>
Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?
You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>