sockrifice

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.

Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.

sockrifice

When you lose a sock while doing the laundry, whether that means it falls behind the machine or you cannot find one sock's mate.

*when folding laundry and have an odd number of socks* "Good thing I bought the 12-pack of athletic socks from Costco, it looks like I just sockrificed another one!"

sockrifice

Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock.

She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice.

sockrifice

To sacrifice one (or both) of one's socks in order to wipe with when camping.

I can't believe I forgot TP! Now I have to sockrifice.

sockrifice

When you lose a sock in the washer or dryer, implying (in a joking manner) that there's some sort of supernatural agency to the phenomenon of losing socks.

The washer ate my favorite striped knee sock! I guess the laundry gods needed their monthly sockrifice.

Sockrifice

When a member of a friend group uses their sock to clean up a spilled substance or for any other use a sock can be used for. The important part is that someone gives up a sock. It is sometimes used to counter act a party foul.

Jared spilled his beer on the counter, therefore he made a Sockrifice so to avoid having to perform the party foul ritual of the night.

俚语	sockrifice
释义	sockrifice A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum. Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice. sockrifice When you lose a sock while doing the laundry, whether that means it falls behind the machine or you cannot find one sock's mate. when folding laundry and have an odd number of socks "Good thing I bought the 12-pack of athletic socks from Costco, it looks like I just sockrificed another one!" sockrifice Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock. She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice. sockrifice To sacrifice one (or both) of one's socks in order to wipe with when camping. I can't believe I forgot TP! Now I have to sockrifice. sockrifice When you lose a sock in the washer or dryer, implying (in a joking manner) that there's some sort of supernatural agency to the phenomenon of losing socks. The washer ate my favorite striped knee sock! I guess the laundry gods needed their monthly sockrifice. Sockrifice When a member of a friend group uses their sock to clean up a spilled substance or for any other use a sock can be used for. The important part is that someone gives up a sock. It is sometimes used to counter act a party foul. Jared spilled his beer on the counter, therefore he made a Sockrifice so to avoid having to perform the party foul ritual of the night.
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