sock stampede
when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry
-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.