SODCphobia
SODCphobia is the serious fear of a soldier/airman/sailor/marine to complete the Senior Officer Development Course at the United States Defense. People who are suffering from SODCphobia are procrastinating to do SODC for months simply because just thinking of SODC makes them nervous. Until this day, no treatment for the SODCphobia has been found.
CSAF Lou: Joel, why aren't you doing your SODC to advance to the paygrade of O5?
Major Joel: I have the SODCphobia, please accept this.
Major Joel: I have the SODCphobia, please accept this.