Sodexo Poop
The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.
"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"
or
"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"
or
"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"