Soft Dickin
When a man gets soo drunk that he can't obtain an erection, yet still attempts to have sex
Last night i was soft dickin, i was soo hammered
Soft Dickin'
The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.
Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!
Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!
Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!