Ben Mulroney
The host of eTalk Daily and Canadian Idol. Appears to have a lifetime membership to Fabutan and a Frequent Shoppers card for Holt Renfrew. His lines are scripted, and his chin is gigantic, but at least he is a better host than Ryan Seacrest of American Idol, because he doesn't use stupid sayings like "Seacrest, out!"
"Did you see that Mulroney guy's hands? They were white and the rest of him was orange!"
"Yeah, but he still rocks. HAVE MY BABIES BEN!"
"Yeah, but he still rocks. HAVE MY BABIES BEN!"