Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

Soft Office Bod

Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.

Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?

or

Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"

Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."

Office Soft

Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.

1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"

"Not Dave he's office soft"

2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.

俚语	soft office
释义	Soft Office Evolution of working from home - working from bed. After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work. You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss. The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager. Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow. Soft Office Bod Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it. Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go? or Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?" Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod." Office Soft Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour. Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments. 1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber" "Not Dave he's office soft" 2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
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