Soft Serving
When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.
Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.
Soft Serve
The act of inserting ones flaccid penis into an orifice.
The other night at the party Tim soft served it up with Lisa.
Soft Serve
To suck a flacid penis.
Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve
soft served
A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.
Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.
soft serve
used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.
Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.
Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.
Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!
soft-served
The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.
The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.
soft serve
Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.