soggify
to make something soggy
Sodas and waters take longer to soggify paper straws.
Soggified
The act of becoming soggy.
My tuna sandwich was sitting too long and now it's soggified.
Soggifying
When you turn off the switch for the hand dryers so that they don't turn on and everyone has soggy hands.
Bill: what twat keeps soggifying us?
Tom: whoever it is, they're a war criminal. My hands are so smeggy and I can't dry them.
Tom: whoever it is, they're a war criminal. My hands are so smeggy and I can't dry them.