The Soggy Whoopie Cushion
When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
Soggy Cushion
Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.
"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."
"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."
"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"