soil the mattress
a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.
also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"
also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"
Chip: What took you guys so long?
Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car
Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)
Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.
Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car
Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)
Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.