So-Lame, Boregon
Oh-so-precious nickname for the city of Salem, Oregon. Primarily used by myopic teenaged hipsters who think they are entitled to automatic, effort-free, spontaneous fun. Not used by those who care to read a newspaper once in a while.
Dude, the bus to Wunderland stopped running a half hour ago. Just another day in So-Lame, Boregon.