soldier candy
The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"