somanchi
only real gangbangers know a somanchi. A last name suitable only for real hood niggas. Whenever u come across a somachi make sure u beg for their number or ask to suck them dry. Richer than elon, sexier than madison ivy, and smarter than that cripple in a wheelchair (Stephen Hawking). Somanchi's always bang EBK so make sure ur strapped unless you tryna catch a fade.
I was fucking this random bitch and I noticed she had a tat that read "somanchi's property" on her ass. I immediately committed suicide because I was too scared to be associated with a SOMANCHI.