Someone pooped my pants
Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Jeffy: Farts
Rosalina: What's that smell?
Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.
Mario: JEFFY!
Rosalina: What's that smell?
Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.
Mario: JEFFY!