Son, can you come downstairs?

Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS

IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!

俚语	son, can you come downstairs?
释义	Son, can you come downstairs? Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS IF MOM WAS WHITE Mom: Son, can you come downstairs? Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs! Timmy: Ok bitch IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you! Jamal: Yes mom? Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving? Jamal: Oh, its because of- NEXT DAY Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
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