Ben Shapiro
Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.
Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice
Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."
Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."
Ben Shapiro
Some guy who is objectively inferior to Shen Bapiro.
Shen Bapiro > Ben Shapiro
Ben Shapiro
The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.
The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.
Ben Shapiro
The definition of eternal virginity
He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.
Ben Shapiro
A gay porn star with a piss kink.
"Did you see the new porno? It's starring Ben Shapiro!"
Ben Shapiro
A reactionary pundit whose career began whith two books he published before he turned 22. A brief list of his activities include being editor in chief at Breitbart News, co-founding Truth Revolt, and hosting The Morning Answer. Now he whines on the Ben Shapiro Show and The Daily Wire over how most Americans are not enthusiastic about civil law being based on fundamentalist theology.
The gay couple were enjoying a romantic date over pork chops until an observing Ben Shapiro called their choice in diet worthy of capital punishment.
Ben Shapiro
Some guy that hates leftists and sounds like a mosquito, and he sounds almost normal if you put him on 0.75 speed
Also a very antisemitic jewish man
Also a very antisemitic jewish man
Person 1: who was the guy that sounds like a bug and hates the left
Person 2: Ben Shapiro, and also did you know he has a wife?
Person 1: what.
Person 2: Ben Shapiro, and also did you know he has a wife?
Person 1: what.