Bensiin
The kind of guy who can seem darkly intense or intimidating at first until you hear him giggle like a schoolgirl. Solidly intelligent and quirkly absurd, woven of a unique moral fiber, he often stands in his own category. Has a command of fashion and music. The best friend a girl could ever have.
Ask Bensiin, he'd know what to do in a situation involving string theory, hermaphroditic cannabals and candy colored Nikes!