Ben Simmons
A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.
The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons
Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
Ben Simmons is a bum.
Ben Simmons
1. The act of shooting 0% from 3
2. When you win an award you shouldn't have
3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
2. When you win an award you shouldn't have
3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year
Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame
Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year
Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame
Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
Ben Simmons
used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball
Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons
Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.
- You saw the 76ers game last night?
- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
Ben Simmons
Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go
Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder
Ben Simmons
a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins
Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.