Son of a Goldfish
Another way of saying son of bitch but its more fun! (if u say it in front of ur parents u cant get in trouble)
guy # 1: 'Dude, Mike made out with that girl you like!'
guy # 2: 'That son of a goldfish!'
guy # 1: 'Wanna go key his car?'
guy # 2: 'You know it!'
guy # 2: 'That son of a goldfish!'
guy # 1: 'Wanna go key his car?'
guy # 2: 'You know it!'