Sorgery
Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.
Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.
Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.
Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.
Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."
"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"
Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."
"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"
plastic sorgery
Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.
Plastic Sorgery
A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features
Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.
Plastic Sorgery
A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow