bent legs
an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.
jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs
bent leg
It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.
When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"