soryan
soryan is a name meaning top of the himalayas, and living up to this namesake he is very cool. his personality can be summarized by the color brown: in contemplation he can sit and be quiet like brown poo, he has a funny attitude that is usually pleasant but in excess can surprise you like brown cinnamon, but he can also be sweet like brown sugar. he is a great friend, and will do (mostly) anything for his closest buddies (and cats).
Friend 1: Is that Soryan?
Friend 2: No, that's an ostrich.
Friend 3: Oh, same thing.
Friend 2: No, that's an ostrich.
Friend 3: Oh, same thing.
soryan parni
soryan parni ("сорян парни" rus (сорян = sorry, парни = guys, fellas) in russian means: "excuse me fellas" .
soryan parni I was gay all along.