soul doula
A white girl on Instagram who can only get away with promoting her ridiculous spiritual business because of pretty privilege. She beguiles unintelligent men and leaves them trapped in the upsidedown, while their partners are left to file taxes. Is probably an anti-vaxxer and will eventually give your kid measles.
OMG Starlight, my soul doula, blessed me with a like and a comment, she shows so much gratitude for my existence.