Soup Waffle
A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers
You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle
Soup Waffle
When someone drops a loose duece on your foot while you are wearing sandals.
That pipe cleaning goof Green Mike was all liquored up, took a shit and left a soup waffle on my foot.