sour ass
Sour ass is an uncomfortable condition caused by ass cheese, which is typically the result of inadequate ass wiping. As ass cheese is left unattended for some period of time, it mixes with sweat and heat, and begins to cause irritation and itching, between the buttocks and around the anus. This irritation is referred to as 'sour ass' and is exacerbated by warm climate conditions. It is a highly uncomfortable condition which is resolved temporarily by wiping the ass with wet tissue or baby wipes. However, in order to fully resolve the condition, a shower must be taken, along with a change of under-bottoms.
Chip thought he had wiped his ass enough, and returned back to work doing carpentry. As the hot 98 degree day progressed, he realized that he did not wipe adequately, and ass cheese began to accumulate around his anus and between his buttocks, causing a severe case of Sour Ass. He tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his ass, essentially wiping with his underwear. However, the foul smell was detectable even in the outdoors, and he had to return home to take a full shower and change his underwear, which now contained long brown skid-marks.
sour ass
A gaseous interruption that is so foul and sour it has the ability to knock those around it out of slumber. Often confused with the stench of a dead animal.
Put a cork in your sour ass. What the hell did you eat yesterday?
Sour Pucker Ass
When your asshole is all shriveled and puckered out after being banged and it looks like it has been sucking on a lemon for an hour.
I banged her ass so hard that when i was done she had sour pucker ass.
Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.
Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.
Sweet And Sour Corn Ass
When a guy goes down on his girlfriend and comes straight back up yelling "Sweet And Sour Corn Ass!" because her crack is so potent with an aroma that will literally put a guy into an acoma.
Girl: Babe, will you lick my asshole?
Boy: Did you wash the Sweet And Sour Corn out of your ass?
Girl: Yes, I took a shower 6 hours ago.
Boy: Oh hell to the no
Girl: Babe, will you lick my asshole?
Boy: Did you wash the Sweet And Sour Corn out of your ass?
Girl: Yes, I took a shower 6 hours ago.
Boy: Oh hell to the no
Sweet And Sour Corn Ass
Sour Patch Your Ass
The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
"If you don't quit your bitchin' I'm going to Sour Patch your ass!"